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I'm here to tell you how to find your canon patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn't his patron troll, it's Vriska.
Here's why~
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who's the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah man!

Next, Jade!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-1. And together 121. 1+2+1= 4. Who's the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade's patron troll is Karkat.
Rose:
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose's patron troll.
Dave:
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave's patron troll.
Woah man, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
This also helps me remember all the kid's birthdays.
Anyway, another example. My birthday is November 11, so 11-11, 1111, 1+1+1+1=4. Thus my patron is Karkat.
Another note, you may get an answer OVER 12! Do not fret, the next step is [A] pulling up your calculator and dividing the sum by 12. If the product is 1.5 or less, your patron is Aradia. If it's 1.6 or higher, it's Tavros. (At least, these are guidelines I go by.)
And for your reference:
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi

it makes more sense to me to subtract by 12, so you get the same number, technically. for example, someone born on 9-29 would end up getting 20 (9+2+9=20), which is 12+8, so their canon troll would be the 8th troll, Vriska, instead of dividing by 12 and getting 1.666... and ending up Tavros. this just makes more sense to me, but you can do what you want *shrug*
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:iconhaunte-d:
haunte-d Featured By Owner 8 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Birthday: may 18y
5+1+8 = 14
12 + 2 = 14
Zodiac: Tavros
Patron: fUCKING TAVROS HE LP
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VocaGUMImegpoid Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student General Artist
ah this is great.
Birthday: June 22
6+2+2= 10
Zodiac= Karkat
Patron= Gamzee

yes, them combined basically gives me my personality.
though having my otp, karezi would be great. this is fine as well
HoNk HoN- SHUT UP
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Katherine-NightGaurd Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Mines Gamzee d":
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:iconziathevixen:
ZiaTheVixen Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
Zodiac: Nepeta.
Patron: Equius.
 Welp, That's a nice pair of Moirails. >;3
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monochromethedemon Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
Zodiac=Nepeta.
Patron=Karkat.
My brother's zodiac=Karkat.
Does that mean I'm supposed to be friends with him? Wait... does that make me some how related to Karkat? I'm so confused...
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flash3610 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student General Artist
Zodiac is Equius and patron is Karkat... send help ;.;
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:iconidrenniel:
Idrenniel Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015
Birthday= 17th November
1+7+1+1=10, or Gamzee.
Patron= Gamzee
Zodiac= Vriska
Why.
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TheTrueFandom Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Im confused D; my bday is on july 9th but i keep getting '1.33333333333333333'' ;-; someone help
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:iconfandom-book-worm:
Fandom-book-worm Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015
January 9th
zodiac Gamzee
patron Gamzee
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:iconlillyloveartist:
Lillyloveartist Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Student General Artist
March 13th

3+1+3=7

Zodiac= Feferi

Patron= Terezi

Whale TH3N. radical xD
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wolf0809 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Student General Artist
Ok February 9th

2+9=11

Zodiac = Eridan

Patron = Eridan?

Ok Then.....

WWHATEVVER!!!!!
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mercurialScavenger Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hmm June 7th so

6+7= 13/12 = 1.0

Zodiac = Sollux

Patron = Aradia

This is amazing I am my own otp <3
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DarkSpiritKitsune Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I got Vriska.....well.........that just makes too much sense.
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imawsome11 Featured By Owner May 18, 2015
Meh birthday is 10-11

1+0+1+1= 3

Zodiac: terezi
Patron troll: sollux
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:iconunturnedlaser:
unturnedLaser Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  New Deviant
nugh

Zodiac:Aradia
Patron:Aradia

why world, why
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:iconhatlesshatcollector:
HatlessHatCollector Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
9+9 = 18 - 12 = 6? Wait did I do that right? Are my patron and zodiac both Kanaya?? Online calculators tell me that my patron is Gamzee :/
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Skylersilverveil21 Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
both my zodiac troll and patron troll are Gamzee (1+1+8)
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:iconamai-chu:
Amai-Chu Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015
Aradia? Fuck i hate her oop
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:iconmymykitty:
MymyKitty Featured By Owner Edited Apr 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
July 30,
7-30
7+3+0 = 10
10= Gamzee? :D
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cottonch33s3cak3kit Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Zodiac-SOLLUX
Patron-ERIDAN

Oooooohkay.
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Creepypastas006 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my zodiac is Kakrkat and my Patron Aradia!
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:iconbrokenhumanangel:
brokenhumanangel Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Student General Artist
My patron troll is Eridan haha
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SoulxGhoul97 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student
My zodiac is Karkat and my patron is Eridan v(≧∇≦)v
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:iconzerefislove:
ZerefIsLove Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Student General Artist
Zodiac: Feferi.
Patron: Kanaya
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:iconwaywarped:
waywarped Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here! :3
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dashie89115 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015
fu i cant do dis 9+1+7=17 fuck
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:iconbrianabunana:
brianabunana Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
you then divide your answer by 12, so you would get 1.416666...


meaning your patrol troll would be... aradia. 
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:iconidrenniel:
Idrenniel Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015
or you minus 12, leading to 5,Nepeta.
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:icondashie89115:
dashie89115 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
ironic since my zodiac sign is virgo
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:icontwentysevenbucks:
TwentySevenBucks Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015
... Kanaya? Really? fuck.
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:iconamai-chu:
Amai-Chu Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015
honhonhonhonhonhon
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:iconrainrise:
Rainrise Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student General Artist
Equius? Why does it have to be Equius!?
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:iconessy-loves-stuff:
Essy-Loves-Stuff Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay...so 1+1+2+2=6= Kanaya. Good to finally know that 0u0
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BandiWolfieArtist Featured By Owner Edited Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just took a quiz and it said my patron troll was Sollux, but now I do this and it's Karkat. I dunno which Is correct...
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xXShadowKnight Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
August 4th.. I had a test saying that it was Tavros.. But then I took another and it said it was Equius. Now Feferi? A little help
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ciskat Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Mine is 1015... Uh, would that be 1+1=5? Which makes it 7?
The 7th zodiac is Equius right?
But I took another one and got Feferi. Am I doing this right?
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Undiscovered-Secret Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
Zodiac: Sollux.
Patron: Sollux.
Wow.
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giggles7dahkittah Featured By Owner Edited Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg me 2!!! Thomas the Tank Engine Chat Icon  *brofist*
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:iconundiscovered-secret:
Undiscovered-Secret Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
I wanted ridan but k
[slaps hand away]
YOU STUPID FOR DOING THE GOD DAMN DUMB BOEFIST
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:iconthehomeofstuck:
TheHomeofStuck Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Zodiac: Equius
Patron: Eridan
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:iconvoldydoitsu:
Voldydoitsu Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Student Artist
So my zodiac troll is Kanaya and my patron is Feferi? Cos a test told me that Tavros is my patron troll and now I'm confused. I was born 9/5
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Undiscovered-Secret Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
9 + 5 = 14, - 12 = 3 and the second troll is Tavros, but
14 divided by 12 equals 1.166, so you have Aradia considering it's under 1.5.
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luvsdragons Featured By Owner Edited Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My Zodiac troll is Kanaya, and my Patron is Terezi! :3

(Or Aradia, if I do it the first way, but I get like this long decimal.))
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Neko-Kankri Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
zodiac: gemini
patron: KARKAT (even though my matesprit says im wrong)
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xXSwiftPandaXx Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
Zodiac: Vriska
Patron: Vriska
:3
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SnickersButler Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lmao i got Karkat
no wonder I can relate to him pff
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neko3472 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015   General Artist
Zodiac: Tavros
Patron: Kanaya
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BuzzyBee03 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Zodiac: Aradia
Patron: Nepeta
Woah xD
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:iconladydeviltemptation:
LadyDevilTemptation Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist
Zodiac: Feferi
Patron: Eridan
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LeEpicMuffin Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015
zodiac troll : equius
patron troll: equius
 whyyy equius i dont want any horses
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