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I'm here to tell you how to find your canon patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn't his patron troll, it's Vriska.
Here's why~
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who's the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah man!

Next, Jade!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-1. And together 121. 1+2+1= 4. Who's the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade's patron troll is Karkat.
Rose:
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose's patron troll.
Dave:
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave's patron troll.
Woah man, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
This also helps me remember all the kid's birthdays.
Anyway, another example. My birthday is November 11, so 11-11, 1111, 1+1+1+1=4. Thus my patron is Karkat.
Another note, you may get an answer OVER 12! Do not fret, the next step is [A] pulling up your calculator and dividing the sum by 12. If the product is 1.5 or less, your patron is Aradia. If it's 1.6 or higher, it's Tavros. (At least, these are guidelines I go by.)
And for your reference:
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi

it makes more sense to me to subtract by 12, so you get the same number, technically. for example, someone born on 9-29 would end up getting 20 (9+2+9=20), which is 12+8, so their canon troll would be the 8th troll, Vriska, instead of dividing by 12 and getting 1.666... and ending up Tavros. this just makes more sense to me, but you can do what you want *shrug*
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:icondashie89115:
dashie89115 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
fu i cant do dis 9+1+7=17 fuck
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:icontwentysevenbucks:
TwentySevenBucks Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015
... Kanaya? Really? fuck.
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:iconrainrise:
Rainrise Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student General Artist
Equius? Why does it have to be Equius!?
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:iconessy-loves-stuff:
Essy-Loves-Stuff Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Okay...so 1+1+2+2=6= Kanaya. Good to finally know that 0u0
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BandiWolfieArtist Featured By Owner Edited Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just took a quiz and it said my patron troll was Sollux, but now I do this and it's Karkat. I dunno which Is correct...
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:iconxxshadowknight:
xXShadowKnight Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
August 4th.. I had a test saying that it was Tavros.. But then I took another and it said it was Equius. Now Feferi? A little help
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ciskat Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Mine is 1015... Uh, would that be 1+1=5? Which makes it 7?
The 7th zodiac is Equius right?
But I took another one and got Feferi. Am I doing this right?
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:iconundiscovered-secret:
Undiscovered-Secret Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  New member
Zodiac: Sollux.
Patron: Sollux.
Wow.
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:icongiggles7dahkittah:
giggles7dahkittah Featured By Owner Edited Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg me 2!!! Thomas the Tank Engine Chat Icon  *brofist*
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:iconundiscovered-secret:
Undiscovered-Secret Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  New member
I wanted ridan but k
[slaps hand away]
YOU STUPID FOR DOING THE GOD DAMN DUMB BOEFIST
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:iconthehomeofstuck:
TheHomeofStuck Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015  New member Student Digital Artist
Zodiac: Equius
Patron: Eridan
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:iconvoldydoitsu:
Voldydoitsu Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Student Artist
So my zodiac troll is Kanaya and my patron is Feferi? Cos a test told me that Tavros is my patron troll and now I'm confused. I was born 9/5
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:iconundiscovered-secret:
Undiscovered-Secret Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  New member
9 + 5 = 14, - 12 = 3 and the second troll is Tavros, but
14 divided by 12 equals 1.166, so you have Aradia considering it's under 1.5.
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:iconluvsdragons:
luvsdragons Featured By Owner Edited Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My Zodiac troll is Kanaya, and my Patron is Terezi! :3

(Or Aradia, if I do it the first way, but I get like this long decimal.))
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:iconneko-kankri:
Neko-Kankri Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
zodiac: gemini
patron: KARKAT (even though my matesprit says im wrong)
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:iconxxswiftpandaxx:
xXSwiftPandaXx Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
Zodiac: Vriska
Patron: Vriska
:3
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:iconkriimiinal:
Kriimiinal Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lmao i got Karkat
no wonder I can relate to him pff
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:iconneko3472:
neko3472 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015   General Artist
Zodiac: Tavros
Patron: Kanaya
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:iconbuzzybee03:
BuzzyBee03 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Zodiac: Aradia
Patron: Nepeta
Woah xD
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:iconladydeviltemptation:
LadyDevilTemptation Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist
Zodiac: Feferi
Patron: Eridan
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:iconleepicmuffin:
LeEpicMuffin Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015
zodiac troll : equius
patron troll: equius
 whyyy equius i dont want any horses
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:iconbanditartaku:
BanditArtaku Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Student General Artist
Zodiac Troll: Tavros
Patron Troll: Eridan

Wow, I didn't expect to get my two favorites all in one fell swoop. I was actually expecting someone around the lines of Equius...despite my indifference towards the character.

(If this was even a plausible scenario, I expect I'd be listening to Eridan's girl-problems more than his "advice", despite the fact that he's my patron troll. However, I'm not complaining.  ;D)
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:icondarwinistfan:
DarwinistFan Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
Uh...
Eridan?
Well, okay then...
(How does this make sense...?)
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:iconlittlestarredbook:
LittleStarredBook Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I got...

Aradia.


I wanted Eridan,Fef, or Nepeta ;=;
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:iconbuzzybee03:
BuzzyBee03 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
lol My patron is Nepeta and my zodiac is Aradia XT
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:iconme0wnerdysweetsme0w:
Me0wNerdySweetsMe0w Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015
The My patron is equius
But he's my least favorite wth
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:iconajones123:
Ajones123 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
Nepeta happens to be my actual zodiac troll and I can't stand her whileGamzee is my patron.. What's wrong with Equius?
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:iconpugtime01:
PugTime01 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014   General Artist
I'm so confused >.<
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:iconbuzzybee03:
BuzzyBee03 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 20, 2015
Here; I'll help you:

When's your birthday?
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:iconnaturegrrl:
NatureGrrl Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Zodiac: Equius
Patron: Terezi

*smirking happily*
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:icontheanimeangel:
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
Feferi :3
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:iconimperfection-of-life:
Imperfection-Of-Life Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have Tavros!!! :D
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:iconbramblemask23:
Bramblemask23 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Student General Artist
Aradia or Sollux! This is hilarious since my star sign is in between.
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:iconemilisparkles:
Emilisparkles Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
Gammzeeeee ^o^
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:iconflashpointparadox01:
flashpointparadox01 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Aradia?
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:iconkrohetheproxy:
KroheTheProxy Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Student General Artist
0-0

I HAVVE ERIDAN :dummy:
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:iconanimelover8000:
AnimeLover8000 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
Isn't this wrong?
Dave's birthday isn't the 4th, it's the 3rd. And Rose's birthday is the 4th.
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snowflakenerds Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist
The funny thing is, my sister's patron troll is Terezi.
Her Zodiac troll is also Terezi.
XD
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:iconjennee6:
jennee6 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
zodiac is sollux and patron is gamzee

haha..
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:iconbuzzybee03:
BuzzyBee03 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Lucky XT
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:icongaara-nosubaku:
Gaara-NoSubaku Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
My Zodiac Troll is Vriska. Funny because 8 is my favourite number, I was born on the 28th of October, and Scorpio is the 8th Zodiac Sign. I hate on myself when people hate on me, but I can be an ass. I have fun messing with people/ annoying them.  Bad things usually happen to me and I think I have horrible luck. I still care about my friends though.
The only way I'm really like Eridan is the having lots of crushes, and that's probably only because I'm a teenage girl. And I think that's normal. I also like magic. I can also get annoying, but I care about my friends. 

I get all the mean trolls. :3
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:iconaskearthprincess:
AskEarthPrincess Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
Um my birthday is 4/4 how would I do that?
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:iconkiutetsu:
Kiutetsu Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
4+4=8=Vriska
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:iconaskearthprincess:
AskEarthPrincess Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
Thnks
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:icontimidoodle:
timidoodle Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
zodiac is gamzee and patron is vriska .... why do i get the psychos smh
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:iconunicorndomination:
unicorndomination Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student Photographer
08/21, then 0+8+2+1=11..... whyyyyy? im nepeta tho
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:iconunicorndomination:
unicorndomination Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student Photographer
i dont understand how to do this
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:iconheeeeey22:
HeEeEeY22 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014   Digital Artist
What if my answer is ZERO. Most other patron calculators has a rule against that so idk which ones are flawed or not
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:iconpepperfawn:
pepperfawn Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh i understand how you did this !!!
you lined up low bloods through highbloods ( ・ω・ )
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