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I'm here to tell you how to find your canon patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn't his patron troll, it's Vriska.
Here's why~
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who's the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah man!

Next, Jade!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-1. And together 121. 1+2+1= 4. Who's the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade's patron troll is Karkat.
Rose:
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose's patron troll.
Dave:
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave's patron troll.
Woah man, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
This also helps me remember all the kid's birthdays.
Anyway, another example. My birthday is November 11, so 11-11, 1111, 1+1+1+1=4. Thus my patron is Karkat.
Another note, you may get an answer OVER 12! Do not fret, the next step is [A] pulling up your calculator and dividing the sum by 12. If the product is 1.5 or less, your patron is Aradia. If it's 1.6 or higher, it's Tavros. (At least, these are guidelines I go by.)
And for your reference:
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi

it makes more sense to me to subtract by 12, so you get the same number, technically. for example, someone born on 9-29 would end up getting 20 (9+2+9=20), which is 12+8, so their canon troll would be the 8th troll, Vriska, instead of dividing by 12 and getting 1.666... and ending up Tavros. this just makes more sense to me, but you can do what you want *shrug*
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:iconwolfdragonwings:
Wolfdragonwings Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually, Dave and Rose's birthdays are mixed up here. So, this doesn't really work
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r4shka Featured By Owner Edited Aug 8, 2015  Hobbyist
1+1+8 = 10
Zodiac : Capricorn
Patron Troll : GaMzEe MaKaRa ;o)
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:iconowen450:
owen450 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015
wow, sucks to be you
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:iconthe-littlest-ghost:
The-Littlest-Ghost Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
I got Aradia no wonder I'm dead inside
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:iconraidkiller:
Raidkiller Featured By Owner Edited Aug 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
September 4

9+4=13-12=1
or
9+4=13÷12=1.08

Zodiac: Kanaya
Patron Troll: Aradia

Cool? ...
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Luvfluffykittens Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1+1+1+9=12...feferi is my patron troll. (I'm a Scorpio, does that change anything?)
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:iconmeeeeeeee-ee:
Meeeeeeee-ee Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
I'm....uhh. 1st December so. Hey Jade, were the same *highfives Jade if shes there*

Zodiac = Equius (seriously hes kinda ewh no cause sweat n all) FT NFL - Scared Natsu Emoti 
Patron Troll = Karkat (Nyeh, hes noisy and swears like a sailor but hes fine) FT NFL - grumpy Natsu's birth father emoti 

Lol, my sister's zodiac is Cancer, aka Karkat so. haha so funny Icon popo 
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Rose6060 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015
March 10th
3-10
310
3 + 1 + 0 = 4 = Karkat

Zodiac: Feferi
Patron Troll: Karkat
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:iconmoon1433:
Moon1433 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My birthday is June 21st so..
6 + 2 + 1 = 9
I HAVE EQUIUS?!?!
NOT THAT I AM COMPLAINING BUT HE KINDA SCARES ME
Llama Emoji-07 (Hopeless or Scared) [V1] 
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:iconivaciano:
Ivaciano Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
My birthday is the 20th of March, so... March 20 3+2+0=5. Nepeta, weee xd
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:iconanimelovez:
AnimeLovez Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
December 18, 1+2+1+8= 12. Feferi!!! Yass!!
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:iconanimatronicjennah:
AnimatronicJennah Featured By Owner Edited Jul 11, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Zodiac Troll: Feferi
Patron Troll: Kanaya
best pairing of trolls ever yes
omf this is amazing
also i find it funny that vriska is 8
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:iconthegeekbot:
TheGeekBot Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
1+1+1 
< _ >
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:iconpseudonoobda:
PseudonoobDA Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Hmmm... Let's see.

As my birthday is the 13th of January, that would mean... 1+1+3= 5.
My patron troll is Nepeta. 

Fuck yes. Meow Rainbow 
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:iconhaunte-d:
haunte-d Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Birthday: may 18y
5+1+8 = 14
12 + 2 = 14
Zodiac: Tavros
Patron: fUCKING TAVROS HE LP
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:iconanimatronicjennah:
AnimatronicJennah Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Student Digital Artist
nO TAVROS IS ADORABLE
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:iconhaunte-d:
haunte-d Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
UGH YES HE IS FFFUFKFUKUFKUCK--

BUT LITERALLY

"TAV DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE BOTH MY ZODIAC AND PATRON TROLL"
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:iconanimatronicjennah:
AnimatronicJennah Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
He would love it and would love the attention because he is such a little baby child I love him
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:iconhaunte-d:
haunte-d Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i want to pap his horns
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:iconanimatronicjennah:
AnimatronicJennah Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  Student Digital Artist
8//<
WAT
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:iconhaunte-d:
haunte-d Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
u heard me

i want to pap his horns
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:iconanimatronicjennah:
AnimatronicJennah Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015  Student Digital Artist
U ARENT RED WITH HIM STEHP
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:iconlittle-usa-chan:
Little-Usa-chan Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015
wtf bonnie? 
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:iconanimatronicjennah:
AnimatronicJennah Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Moist Puppet Icon (commission) 
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VocaGUMImegpoid Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Student General Artist
ah this is great.
Birthday: June 22
6+2+2= 10
Zodiac= Karkat
Patron= Gamzee

yes, them combined basically gives me my personality.
though having my otp, karezi would be great. this is fine as well
HoNk HoN- SHUT UP
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:iconkatherine-nightgaurd:
Katherine-NightGaurd Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Mines Gamzee d":
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:iconziathevixen:
ZiaTheVixen Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Zodiac: Nepeta.
Patron: Equius.
 Welp, That's a nice pair of Moirails. >;3
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:iconmonochromethedemon:
monochromethedemon Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Zodiac=Nepeta.
Patron=Karkat.
My brother's zodiac=Karkat.
Does that mean I'm supposed to be friends with him? Wait... does that make me some how related to Karkat? I'm so confused...
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:iconflash3610:
flash3610 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Student General Artist
Zodiac is Equius and patron is Karkat... send help ;.;
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:iconidrenniel:
Idrenniel Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015
Birthday= 17th November
1+7+1+1=10, or Gamzee.
Patron= Gamzee
Zodiac= Vriska
Why.
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:iconowen450:
owen450 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015
Birthday= 7th January
7+1=8, or Vriska
Patron= Vriska
Zodiac= Gamzee

i know the feels bro
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:iconthetruefandom:
TheTrueFandom Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Im confused D; my bday is on july 9th but i keep getting '1.33333333333333333'' ;-; someone help
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:iconthesilvismoon:
thesilvismoon Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015
july is 6. 9th is 9. 6+9= 15
patron = Sollux
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:iconthetruefandom:
TheTrueFandom Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Karkat and sollux,,ok xDD thx for helping
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:iconfandom-book-worm:
Fandom-book-worm Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015
January 9th
zodiac Gamzee
patron Gamzee
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:iconowen450:
owen450 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015
are... are you okay?
do you need a hug?
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:iconlillyloveartist:
Lillyloveartist Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
March 13th

3+1+3=7

Zodiac= Feferi

Patron= Terezi

Whale TH3N. radical xD
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wolf0809 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Student General Artist
Ok February 9th

2+9=11

Zodiac = Eridan

Patron = Eridan?

Ok Then.....

WWHATEVVER!!!!!
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mercurialScavenger Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hmm June 7th so

6+7= 13/12 = 1.0

Zodiac = Sollux

Patron = Aradia

This is amazing I am my own otp <3
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DarkSpiritKitsune Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I got Vriska.....well.........that just makes too much sense.
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imawsome11 Featured By Owner May 18, 2015
Meh birthday is 10-11

1+0+1+1= 3

Zodiac: terezi
Patron troll: sollux
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:iconunturnedlaser:
unturnedLaser Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
nugh

Zodiac:Aradia
Patron:Aradia

why world, why
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:iconhatlesshatcollector:
HatlessHatCollector Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
9+9 = 18 - 12 = 6? Wait did I do that right? Are my patron and zodiac both Kanaya?? Online calculators tell me that my patron is Gamzee :/
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Skylersilverveil21 Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
both my zodiac troll and patron troll are Gamzee (1+1+8)
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:iconamai-chu:
Amai-Chu Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015
Aradia? Fuck i hate her oop
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:iconmymykitty:
MymyKitty Featured By Owner Edited Apr 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
July 30,
7-30
7+3+0 = 10
10= Gamzee? :D
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cottonch33s3cak3kit Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Zodiac-SOLLUX
Patron-ERIDAN

Oooooohkay.
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Creepypastas006 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my zodiac is Kakrkat and my Patron Aradia!
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:iconbrokenhumanangel:
brokenhumanangel Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Student General Artist
My patron troll is Eridan haha
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SoulxGhoul97 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student
My zodiac is Karkat and my patron is Eridan v(≧∇≦)v
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